The UPCM absolutely and completely condemns the recent inaccurate statements and actions of the Earth government.

The allegations are completely false and we are persuing the matter at the highest diplomatic levels.

Due to unforseen circumstances we have had to temporarily pause our luxury holidays to Mars. We're sorry for the inconvenience and hope to get you back to the red planet soon. Hold on your to tickets!

We're doing all we can to get current visitors back from Mars as soon as possible. In the meanwhile, they're enjoying our patented Premium Air at no extra cost.

Due to popular demand we are doubling the number of tours to our wormery!

This continues to be a popular tourist hot spot for visitors young and old, we never thought that when we founded it our wormery would become so fascinating. Book now to avoid disappointment and be amazed!

After many years of preparation, the first tourists have arrived on Mars!

The Mars Tourist Board is delighted to welcome these intrepid travellers to our planet and our home. What is stopping you from joining them?